Funny quotes and some very random quotes.
So I have 15 minutes to update and get my ass to work....already done with one 6 hour shift now comes the 10 and then another 6. UGH! Anyhow....some funny or very random saying from the past week.

This are all from one of the guests that stays at my hotel....we usually end up talking for hours when he doesn't work the next day.

"You carry the torch from daylight to darkness back to daylight. You ARE an Olympiad."

"Computers are sexy....they make sexy noises and they like being touched. They are designed to make people want to touch them."

"The creamer for my coffee went Kurplunk POP!....damn creamer."

" Dr. Stubs does good work on penis', I saw it on a tv show once."

And from last night....

"Jelly sandwich?" ~Adam

"Yeah I was wanting a snack and that's what I thought of." ~T

"Oh I thought you two were discussing something perverse."~Adam

And while at dinner my bf inadvertently asked me if he could have anal sex with me.....he didn't realize he asked that until after I explained what he said was in reference to sex.

HEHE anyhow I need to get going....need to get a few things put together before heading out the door in 5 minutes.

Have a wonderful weekend all.

hi-and-byes

Posted at 8:45 p.m.